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Orphan

Anonymousness

What is a orphans dream

To get on top of the wanted list 🤣

Depression

Sussy Baka

Everyone in my class: I can’t wait until have a family, I can’t wait to study for my dream job My friends: What’s your dream job? Me: I’m going to die young :))

Hand

Anonymous

There was once a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And awoke with a hand full of goo

Roast

Anonymous

Yo mama so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn’t be inside her dreams.

Baby

Bill Nye is hot

Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”

Means

The KUNG FLU'S

Last night I had the strangest dream !

I sailed away to China!

And I caught the coronavirus!

You said you needed to wash your hands!

Didn’t want no one else to touch you! What does that mean ?!

And you said!!

Ain’t nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!

Ain’t no way of slowing Covid down!

Oh no I’ve got to keep on coughing!!!

Poor

Gwen

I know this is a really bad poem but I’ll do it anyway cuz I have nothing else to do.

Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone’s dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No it’s all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it’s all a dream! Why can’t I have this? Why can’t I have that? BUT NO! It’s just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and exedra. it goes on and on. But why wish for riches? Your already rich enough? If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that… OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!

Like I said, it’s really bad. :(

Forehead

Anonymous

You don’t have a forehead you have a five head.

You don’t have dreams you have movies.

Die

Dream to life

You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl

Forehead

Kogan 24" Smart LED TV (Series 7, EH7500) 4K

Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

Shutting

Anonymous

Me: I have a dream Mom: what? Me: for you to fucking shut up

Night

Tom Herrmann

I had a dream I was a muffler last night… I woke up EXHAUSTED 😂😃

Forehead

Anonymous

your forehead is so huge, you dont have dreams, you have movies, follow me on instagram: _zer0x3

Ladder

Anonymous

You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice/dreams.

Wife

dev

so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car