What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Dr Jokes
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.
But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
My doctor told me, "Time heals wounds."
So I stabbed him.
Now we wait...