Down Syndrome jokes
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
Potato.
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
This person has Down syndrome.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
Down syndrome and brownies.
Touch Down.
Fuck off!
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.