Down Syndrome jokes
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Scrolled through all of them, still haven't laughed.