Down Syndrome jokes
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
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I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
Slob on my knob.
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
My syndrome may be down, but my money be up 😈.
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...