Murder is the same as suicide except the other person is doing it for you
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Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying , Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died and two weeks later Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next.
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What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
What the worst thing about committing suicide, You can only do it once
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself, It wasn't Sooner
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What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
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Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
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What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper
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What do you call a alligator that cant geg hard. A reptile disfunction
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" -- The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
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