How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard
What do you call Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole.
She screamed until her hands got tired.
A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. "What are you doing?" the boy asks his mother. "I'm jumping on daddy to make him thin," said the mother. "Don't bother," said the boy, "when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again."
what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
showing them the ropes.
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
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Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: hey, what are you doing?
Child: oh I just milked one of your cows
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls
Child: *realizes*
what do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
Why do the French eat snails? -- They don't like fast food.
what game do emo kids love the most.. hangman
when dwarfs get high do they just get medium?
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker
Hop In
When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
I won't reply on every jokes today because I want to say thanks (to everyone) for making funny jokes here... Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes, its makes me happy and its making me less anxious. I am really stressed on my school works and everything, I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertain me and making me laugh so hard. *I apologize for my grammar
