How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?
You turn it upside down.
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, now they're a sensitive topic.
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. I'm already on stage 4.
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.
A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. "What are you doing?" the boy asks his mother. "I'm jumping on daddy to make him thin," said the mother. "Don't bother," said the boy, "when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again."
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
Kick his mother in the jaw
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?
Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.
Child: *realizes*
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
