What do you call a banana that can dance? CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
What do you call a midget stripper
A pocket pussy
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
What do you call it when a bunch a guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgang-bang.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with a orangutan Monkeypox
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?
Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion? Because other religions say do do do But Christianity says done done done
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabiled gay white male who workout at the gym that is a bukkake slut and a physically disabiled gay white male who workout at the gym that is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie
What do Black people and chains have common? both work better with chains on them?
