What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
DoS Jokes
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
