Don't-know

Don't-know jokes

Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?

Because they don't know what a home is.

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

When you're in a cage But it's not real!

Being in a cage But you have the key.

Being in a cage But nobody sees you.

Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.

Living and realizing you've been born into one.

Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.

But you can't live without them.

The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.

Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?

A: I don't know.

I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.

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    • Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Queen.

    Queen who?

    You don't know the queen? You're crazy!

    Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

    I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.

    Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?

    Because they don't know where home is.

    What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?

    I don't know.

    Neither do I, but it runs in the family.

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