Don't-know jokes
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.