Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love she is always on top?
Donald Trump can only F@#k up.
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
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The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below
Trump: I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy Melania: Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy? Ivanka: Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy Pilot: Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump? Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin lmfao.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
