3 guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet and the psycho one says "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have"
The first guy says "Ha! My girlfriend has 6! I'm racked up!" The second guy said "Eh, I am happy with 2 balls" The third guy said "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says "Bro you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?:
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up because that’s the way he rolls
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends, how hard can you throw them?
3 Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand. The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him. The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied,"It didn't tickle at all. I laughted at the sight the third guy was bringing over a pinapple."
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
What does the "W" stand for in africa?
Water
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew
I'm the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.
Now for my joke... Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands..
what's does a condom and a coffin have in common? they both still have stiffs but one is cumin and one is going.
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? What's there gone they never come back.
What does RIP stand for on Maddies head stone? Raped in Portugal !
Why does wet have a big head. Because he got hit by a wetaroid
If a midget does meth does he get high or get medium
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
if you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
How does a pengiun (how ever you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!!!! https://upjoke.com/penguin-jokes
why does and orphan go to spelling bee so they can spell home
