What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
If I die, does my depression die with me?
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"