DOE jokes
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
Really, SimSimi? Really?
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.
Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
Why does the Marine Corps have the best uniforms?
Because the Navy wants their bitches to look nice.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
How does water say hi?
It waves.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D