DOE jokes
Remember: Alcohol doesn't solve your problems, but neither does milk or water.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.