Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
DOE Jokes
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
