DOE Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a penis?

The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.

Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?

Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.

What do the initials POOP stand for?

Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.