(this is not mine credit goes to the grim joker)
What does a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make noise after you throw them
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
why does an orphan cry on thanksgiving
family gathering
sometimes i get jelous when my phone dies (this does not apply to me its a joke)
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning
What does the initials POOP stand for ? Polacks Order Our Poop 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
If chickens make chicken nuggies does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?!
CONSPIRACY!!!
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpy was an egg?
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show? who are you wearing?
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What does the f in orphan stand for? It stands for family
I made a website for orphans it does not have a home pages tho
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb.
Not 15, as my basements still dark
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks
why does a orphan like church so much, so he ca call someone father
if a person kills their counselor does that mean that they don't need therapy no more
My 3 year old sister kept saying i like your cut g everytime she does i dodge and close my eyes but she's the one who always end up running
