DOE jokes
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Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.
is water wet? or does water make stuff wet
Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he canβt do stand up.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.