Do jokes
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
Memes
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
What do you call your mom?
My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
I gotta do terrorist :)
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..
Just put the diaper on her 😉