Do jokes
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Memes
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.