What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
Division Jokes
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.