What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
How many times does 50 fit into 9 Get in a van and find out
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
Maths....
....Addition frustration subtraction aggression depression
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA? The class divides.
K Half is definitely a bottom
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents
Why are Amoebas so bad at math? Because, when they need to multiply, they divide
I tried to calculate 3/(my life) and I kept getting zero
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
What did the cell say when it was dividing? "It's not you, it's me."
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
Whats 9 divided by 11
Well i know its less than two alright
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
