Division jokes
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
Community talk
for anybody that cares, should the wje iceberg be split into two, one being abt users and the 2nd one being abt topics, or should I keep them together as one?
Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld
NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more
Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld
NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more