Division jokes
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
Community talk
for anybody that cares, should the wje iceberg be split into two, one being abt users and the 2nd one being abt topics, or should I keep them together as one?
Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld
NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more
Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld
NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more