Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
Have you seen my Mousecatool? Oh Toodles?
Yo mama is so stupid, when she went took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left”, she went home.
why do orphan's not like the movie Frozen. bc for them love isn't an open door
My kids so dam bad.we took them to Disney in Florida.they paid me not to bring them back ever.
yo mamma is so dumb she`ll what disney junior all night long
Tigger was playing hide & seek so he looked in the toilet but all he found was pooh
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto
Make a wish Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!!
If, Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money. P.S.. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to 'When You Wish Upon A Window', with the castle being the Blue Peter ship, instead.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon Because she will let it go
Q:What is the best Disney character
A:toe mator
why did cinderella get kicked out of disney land because she sat on Pinocchios face and said lie bastatd lie
So there was school shooting in Florida why didn't the shooter just go to Disney.......sorry i just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
