Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.