Newest Disabled Jokes - Page 13

What games would deaf people not be good at...

Simon says and Musical chairs

I walked up to a man and he said hows the weather up their and then i pushed him in the street to get hit by a bus

I had to share a table recently with a disabled man when I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.

I didn’t know Stephen Hawkins died. Oh god it must have been when I disconnected the wifi

There is this boy in my year , he is in a wheelchair so I kicked a football at him and pushed him and so then I shouted ROCKET LAUGE

Today I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints, wow I’m so nice taking care of the disabled

how do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?

the wheel chair rises to the top

what did steven hawkins say when the wifi cut out .........nothing

Why does no-one look up at Steven hawking?

You have to look down to see him.

What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool? Vegetable soup

If the teachers tells you stand up if your not gay and there’s that one kid in the wheelchair

One morning peppy and George came downstairs for Breckfast but they got a plate of juicy bacon there dad had recently gone missing so they ate it quite sadly the next morning they went to school and asked their teacher what is bacon made out of the teacher replied “pigs why?”peppa and George looked horrified