Disabled person jokes
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.