Disabled person jokes
What do you call a disabled person called Gerald?
GERALD!
What do you call a pool full of disabled people?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.