Disability jokes
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Max Difficulty
Stephen Hawking didn’t die. His charger broke.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Q: What is Michael Jackson's favourite vegetable?
A: The special ed. kid down the street.
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
I got sent to the principal's office for telling the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)