Disability jokes

Bank Robber

Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms?

Because he told the man to put his hands up.

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  • Ice Cream

    A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"

    The kid says, "It doesnโ€™t matter, Iโ€™m going to drop it anyway!" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Memes

    Hitler

    What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.

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  • Friend

    My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"

    Sally

    Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind.

    Knock knock Whoโ€™s there? Not Sally.

    Band

    These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.

    Kid

    What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?

    Sum ting wong.

    Genius

    Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.