Why can’t Stephan Hawkins go to heaven
Because it’s a stairway to heaven not a ramp
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to heaven
"because there was stairs"
Santa claws gives a child a bike the child was mad why . He had no legs
My friend that was in a wheel chair was getting bullied so I said stand up for yourself.
Why can't Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
This disabled kid walked up to me so I asked what disease he had. He said Lima. So I said, come again? And he said Lima nuts and I asked if that was a fruit and he said. No I'm a vegetable.
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales"
how did steven hawking die? he rolled away and his charger unplugged
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
I'm in a wheelchair right so I've tried everything but one stand up
It didn't work
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What do u call a Chinese man with one leg. Tie-wan-sho
What do u call a person that cant operate a wheelchair
Stephen Hawking
Can enable disabled dark mode?
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what do you call a orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? hot wheels
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
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There was A disabled kid at my door he said I’m selling some cookies want to buy one I said well if you stand up sure
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sisters knickers the other day, it wouldn’t of been so bad but she’s was wearing them at the time, it made the rest of the funeral so awkward
