What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
Disability Jokes
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What did the mute man tell the blind man?
Nothing.
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
A blind guy walks into a bar.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally.
These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
I'm better than you in every single way... I even have an extra chromosome.
Why did Helen Keller wear skin tight pants?
So you could read her lips.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
