Disability jokes
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
Have you ever walked past Steven Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
A blind guy walks into a bar.
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally.
These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer.