Disability jokes
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair. 😎
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it.
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
Have you ever walked past Steven Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
A blind guy walks into a bar.
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"
These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
I'm better than you in every single way... I even have an extra chromosome.