Disability jokes
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
That's a knee slapper, or should I say, a wheel slapper?
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?