hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP
Oh no I feel bad for Steven Hawkins he can’t get up the stairway to heaven
Why did Steven hawking snot go to heaven ?
Because there is no ramp to heaven
What do you call the girl with no arms and no legs ?
Names
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. she was in a wheel chair
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league"
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How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
If Stephen Hawkins was so Fucking Smart , Why hasn't he learned to walk yet ?
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
baked potato
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? "im still standing, yeah yeah yeah" (from elton john)
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What did Stephen hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady but he couldn’t stand up
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What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
