I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?
Just turn off the lights.
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of disabled children.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
I bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me, I'd give him 1000 dollars. He said deal, and I went upstairs.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.