Disability Jokes

Trampoline

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.

The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.

Trampoline

My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.

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  • Kid

    If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?

    Disabled

    I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.

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  • Hearing Aid

    I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.

    Cabbage

    How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled?

    The wheelchair floats to the top.

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  • Stephen Hawking

    It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.

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  • Dark Humor

    Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?

    Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

    Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!

    Mom: Exactly.

    Wheelchair

    I bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me, I'd give him 1000 dollars. He said deal, and I went upstairs.

    Vegetable

    What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.

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  • Dark Humor

    My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.