Disability jokes
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?
Just turn off the lights.
Memes
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of disabled children.
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
I bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me, I'd give him 1000 dollars. He said deal, and I went upstairs.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.