What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation
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Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
Ones a crusty Bus station and one's a Busty crustacean
Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands? They can both do dirty things
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy.... and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the "girl" takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:...... um
A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort's. Thats nothing once we we're in the kitchen I can't believe I didn't see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid
What is a dirty minded harry potter fans favorite spell before the deed? dickus embigus!
Why does your grandma like gardening so much? Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees
Kid:licks money Mom: hey don’t lick the money it is dirty Kid: is that why they call people filthy rich
An old professor’s class used, to begin with, a dirty joke. Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began. When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of wh*res in Newfoundland?” With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door. “Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
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hears a clean joke my horse got mudy so i gave him a bubble bath know hears a dirty joke bubles is the horse next door
a redhead tells her blonde hair stepsister. i slept with a puerto rican'... then the blonde replies. omg you dirty little slut! how many is a puerto rican?
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What time do baby’s get dirty? Play time
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
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