What do garbage bins and horny women have in common? They wait to be filled with a big load
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes
what's the difference between a little boy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it
What is long, hard and has cum in it? CuCUMber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? SiX
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk, fowl language is for chickens!
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
What get's hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs.... A seatbelt
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot A man will actually look for the golf ball
My son caught me masturbating he asked me "what are you doing?" and I said "don't worry son you'll be doing it soon" he asks "why is that?" and I said "my arm's getting tired".
On text* Boy : Hey! I love you... Girl : eww u are so ugly *boy sent a pic of his dic* Girl : beauty doesn't matter in love
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there
Guy and Girl are in shower talking to each other Guy:lets drop the soap Girl:lets do it
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!!!!
hears a clean joke my horse got mudy so i gave him a bubble bath know hears a dirty joke bubles is the horse next door
Sex
An old professor’s class used, to begin with, a dirty joke. Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began. When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of wh*res in Newfoundland?” With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door. “Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
