Dirty Joke Jokes

what's the difference between a little boy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common? They wait to be filled with a big load

My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk, fowl language is for chickens!

Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.

Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.

Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes

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hears a clean joke my horse got mudy so i gave him a bubble bath know hears a dirty joke bubles is the horse next door

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What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?

A dictator

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot A man will actually look for the golf ball

What get's hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs.... A seatbelt

*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?

An old professor’s class used, to begin with, a dirty joke. Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began. When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of wh*res in Newfoundland?” With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door. “Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”