Dirty Jokes
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud. Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles. Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
Sex.
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.