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My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!

Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly. We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that. She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I’m half black. But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F. Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol But if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all. She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed. She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna. She’s so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess. I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song Cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mo-om.

Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom

I’m havin' sex with your mother That makes me better than you. I’m havin' sex with your mother That makes me better than you.

Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom

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    • She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!

    Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.

    Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.

    He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.

    Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.

    Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.

    Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.

    What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?

    You can beat an egg.

    A blond and her brunette friend were chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her.

    To not be outdone, the blond retorts:

    "That's nothing! Once we were in the kitchen, I can't believe I didn't see it coming. One minute I turned, and he just got it all on my face! It was so thick and hard! It covered my mouth, my nose, my shoulders, and eyes. It even got in my hair, and when I looked up at him, all he could say was, 'Whoops! The flower went everywhere!'"

    How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.

    A man walks into a bar, sits down, and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating, and said he'll give one shot on the house. The man said, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob. And nah, if 12 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."

    Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn pregnant?

    A: He forgot to wrap his whopper 🍆🍔.

    You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.

    What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands?

    They can both do dirty things.

    Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.

    The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."

    She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"

    Wanna hear a clean one?

    Old man takes a bath with bubbles.

    Wanna hear a dirty one?

    Bubbles is the 14 year old next door.

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    • Pedophile: You dropped your candy.

    Girl: Thanks!

    Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.

    Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?

    Girl: How far is your house?

    Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.

    Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?

    Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.

    Girl:.... Sure! :P

    Audience:.........Dumbass girl.

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