She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg
A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort's. Thats nothing once we we're in the kitchen I can't believe I didn't see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he'll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn Pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper🍆🍔
why did the guitar teacher get arrested? he fingered minor.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped
You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50
What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands?
They can both do dirty things.
Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
What do you call a white board that is dirty? A dirty white board.
Two old Indian ladies out picking Potato's one ladie stops staring at this huge potato turning it round and round . The other old Ladie sais to her what are you doing she sais these potato's remind me of my ((husbands nuts )) she sais oh my are they really that BIG she said no there that dirty. lololol
wanna clean old man takes a bath with bubbles wanna hear the dirty bubbles is the 14 year old next door
Pedophile: You dropped your candy. Girl: Thanks! Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy. Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one? Girl: How far is your house? Pedophile: Its that white one right over there. Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster? Pedophile: Yep its that one. Girl:.... Sure! :P Audience:.........Dumbass girl.
Q: What's the best part about gardening? A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant. Dirty bastards.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!!!!
