What is a difference between a tree tree house house for dinner and dinner today after dinner and dinner with you today after school
I had to get my dog 🐶 is it a tree 🌲 was your time and I had fun today after dinner 🍴 I had
What did the kids say hi to? A slide
What is the difference between a human and a magic house and what do I have for dinner 🥘
What do mice 🐭 eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese 🧀.
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered womens' shelter?
Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her.
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
What’s a cannibals favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men)
white people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kil them, rape them and enslave them* natives: can y- white people: hey you remember all that horrible shit we did to you lets have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives
I was going to an expensive dinner with my friends girlfriend because she really wanted to go but he just got out of surgery and he said take care of her so I said will do bro I’ll bring her back fuller that a topped up water bottle
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend. Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, the sharks are not even bothering him! And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner
Your at your girlfriends house for a family dinner. Your GF says, " Daddy please pass me the salt." when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says " I can't stand my mother in law". The other says " so , just eat the potatoes".
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says "Dad's gonna grill wieners"
When you say to your dad ............................... AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! DAD BE LIKE ....... WHO WANTS MY SON NAN BE LIKE ME KID BE LIKE ........AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX WHAT ARE ROUX SAYS NAN UM THERE YOUR LIFE SAVINGS NAN BE LIKE LETS GET SOME ROUX
Son: Daddy,Why this red soup is so much sweet? Because your mother had diabetes
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
