Your at your girlfriends house for a family dinner. Your GF says, " Daddy please pass me the salt." when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
Q: What is a Mexicans favorite restaurant??
A: On the border
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dines or a cat u sores
I ate the last of my Egyptian food and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
can orphans eat at a fmaily resturant?
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
Did you hear about the restaurant there putting on the moon Good food but no atmosphere
Stephen Hawkins and his wife Siri’s favourite place to eat is meals on wheels😂
What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast? -- IHOP.
Why do the French eat snails? -- They don't like fast food.
