Dining jokes
You're at your girlfriend's house for a family dinner. Your GF says, "Daddy, please pass me the salt," when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
Mo sal. F.
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs, and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: "Super cauliflower, eggs, but cheese was quite atrocious." (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 馃槀
There is a man and a woman on a date.
The woman asked what kind of things do you love?
The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
If you鈥檙e waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren鈥檛 you the waiter?
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri鈥檚 favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!