Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs, and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: "Super cauliflower, eggs, but cheese was quite atrocious." (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
There is a man and a woman on a date.
The woman asked what kind of things do you love?
The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
Stephen Hawkins and his wife Siri’s favourite place to eat is meals on wheels😂
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
IHOP.
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.
Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
