Did you hear about the restaurant there putting on the moon Good food but no atmosphere
Stephen Hawkins and his wife Siri’s favourite place to eat is meals on wheels😂
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
IHOP.
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.
Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
