Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
Can orphans go to a family restaurant?
You're at your girlfriend's house for a family dinner. Your GF says, "Daddy, please pass me the salt," when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.