Dining jokes
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant. Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."
Lmao
When you reverse the roles be like:
eat up
What do they say when they answer the phone???
Community talk
GENESIS 43 Joseph’s Brothers Return to Egypt 1Now the famine was severe in the land. 2And when they had eaten the grain that they had brought from Egypt, their father said to them, “Go again, buy us a little food.” 3But Judah said to him, “The man solemnly warned us, saying, ‘You shall not see my face unless your brother is with you.’ 4If you will send our brother with us, we will go down and buy you food. 5But if yo… Read more