Dining memes

Restaurant

30 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Lmao

A two-panel image. The top panel shows a woman in a server uniform and the text "At a Restaurant Would you like a table?". The bottom panel shows a man with a confused expression and the text "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."

Glass

18 views · PurplePanda · 2 years ago

A dog is seen from underneath a glass dining table with hands holding glasses and plates of food visible around the edges.

Bill

26 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A receipt with the text: Bill. Dine In. Server: Jessica A. Tab: Bill. 1 Pina Colada "Extra Creamy" Idfk. That's just what he said he wanted. I guess add whip before you blend. Idfk. I hate it here.

Mother

12 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

When you reverse the roles be like:

The image shows a meme of a text conversation with an image of a young man looking at the camera, and then zoomed in on his face. The text says: "*Mother's day* Mum: So where are you taking me out to eat? Me: There's food at the house."

Restaurant

19 views · Anonymous · 8 months ago

A screenshot of a TripAdvisor web page. The page displays a title 'The 10 Best Restaurants in Birmingham'. Below the title, an image shows a Shell gas station with multiple fuel pumps under a large yellow and red canopy. Text below the image reads '1. Shell Garage', followed by five green circles representing a five-star rating, then '(127) • Open Now'.

Consequence

220 views · Shitpost master-general · 3 months ago

A screenshot featuring a video of a wealthy man in a white shirt tasting wine presented by a server holding a bottle. Text overlays indicate the location is 'Marbella Club, Málaga.' The comment section shows a user asking, 'what happens if he dislikes the wine,' and another user replying with the extremely vulgar and dark punchline: 'He rapes the owner of the restaurant.'

Rock

3 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

eat up

A white plate with a rock on it. To the left of the plate is a white fork, and to the right is a white knife. The background is black.

Cat

3 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A cat is sitting at a table with a plate in front of it. The text reads "Sir, would you like a fish taco?" Below this is an image of a taco filled with goldfish crackers.

Restaurant

7 views · God Pt.2 · 3 years ago

What do they say when they answer the phone???

Food

12 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A screenshot of a Google review by Todd, where he says the service was awful but the food was great, and the service was so bad it was entertaining. Below, another user commented, "Hey Todd, go kill yourself. Why don't you try opening..."

Salad

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A meme featuring a waitress in an Olive Garden restaurant, who asks: "Would you like to start out with our unlimited salad and breadsticks this evening?" Ben Shapiro appears to the right with the text: "that is literally impossible."

Pedophile

1,232 views · The Best Boi · 6 years ago

My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.

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