Difficulty jokes
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
Q: What’s the hardest thing about fucking a dude with a dildo?
A: Making sure he doesn’t wake up.
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
It ain't always easy having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?
What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?
Telling your parents you are gay.
Walking's a chore, let alone crawling.
My wife's dyslexic, but hey, nobody's perfect.
What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cow across the lake.
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.