Difficulty jokes
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
My family is like treasure. You need a shovel and a map to find them.
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Life is like a penis, women make it hard.
What's the most difficult thing about being a pediatric surgeon?
Keeping the scalpel steady while masturbating.
Life is like a dick, it just gets hard for no reason.
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
1+1? Too hard.
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.