Difficulty jokes
Life is like a penis, women make it hard.
Life is like a dick, it just gets hard for no reason.
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
1+1? Too hard.
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
Why shouldn鈥檛 you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it鈥檚 not big and it鈥檚 not clever.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
What鈥檚 the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?
Walking's a chore, let alone crawling.
My wife's dyslexic, but hey, nobody's perfect.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.