What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby? You can't run over a yellow line
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school? — Don't ask me. How should I know, I'm just the drone pilot.
What does food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia? The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
Today is sad my sister got hit by a car and I lost my license as a driver
What’s harder than steel Michael Jackson in a playground
P1:What's the difference between a kid and a hooker? P2:I don't know P1:Wow you sick fuck!
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop stratching.
whats the difference between mars and africa. mars has water.
what's the difference between yes and no... nothing
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins he has all power but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea that’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different. Our lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven the promise land only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our lord. This is your choice believe and go to Heaven or don’t believe and go to Hell a eternal death make a choice.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables one is crule to the person getting in the other is anal sex
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan..? One gets chosen :)
What’s the difference between a job and a wife
The job keeps sucking after 5 years
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon? The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
What is the difference between you and iron man.You have a wonky hairline.
