Difference

Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between my ass and the todlers in my uncles basement

My ass dosent cry when he stickes it in late at night

Whats the difference between a watermelon and an orphan One you cut into 2 with a knife And the water melon you cut into pieces

What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy? The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.

Thing 1:Whats the difference between nuts and almonds? Thing 2:IDK what Thing 1:One gets hard faster

teacher: students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house. student one orphan: I don't have any. student 2: what is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner. student one orphan: what! student 2: the prisoner gets picked.

What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

One is an orphan and the other is an ore fan.

What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash? Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions