What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Difference Jokes
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?
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It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
