Difference

Difference Jokes

Gender

What's the difference between sex and gender?

You can't have gender with your sister.

Tower

What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

Orphan

What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?

They’re both alone, but only one is home.

Mum

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

Pig

What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Orphan

What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.

Mexican

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support its family.

Orphan

What’s the difference between orphans and cars?

I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.

Pizza

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

Hitler

What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?

Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.

Father

What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.

Shit

What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?

Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!

School Bus

What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.

Priest

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?

The devil always has horns... not just around children.

Shelter

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?

You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.