What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan? One has a home to run to
What's the difference between Michael Jackson, and Farrah Fawcett? Six Hours.
Hey Patrick what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Whats the difference between paul walker and a fly? its the sound they make when they hit the windshield
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? A. Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
What’s the length difference between ur hairline and saturn. Nothing
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
I hope u like this it took 5 minutes to make. what's_up also has good jokes to favorite him/her/them plz
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke and it asked me “what is the difference between a large pizza and you”one can feed a family
What’s the difference between a bullet and a jue
One come out the chamber
Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl ? The emi girl still bleeds
What's the difference between a Priest and a rapist.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least)
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period? One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A Minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid at least I'm out of the grave.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure
What does an apple company and an orphanage have that are different. Apples actually get picked.... Unlike little Timmy here.... He’s been here for 16 years..
