whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun?

The bear has common sense not to fire it

Whats the difference between cars and grass. (They both have weels, except for the grass).

What is the difference between an emo and a normal person

An emo slits

Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that”

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Whats the difference between a baby and a dorito? One is a tasty snack, the other is a dorito.

whats the difference between onions and babys?

i cry when i cut onions.

Whats the difference between a pc and a 6 year old, i dont have to clean out my pc

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe a hoe can wash her crack and sell it again

What’s the difference between a bird and jam? You can ham your cock in a bird but you can’t bird your cock in a jam

Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.

What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.

whats the difference between cancer and me

my dad didn’t beat cancer…whelp i guess i stole that one

Whats the difference between a black person and a white person

Black people dont shoot up schools

There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

What’s the difference between a zit and a priest, The zit waits tell your 12 to cum on your face

What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.

What’s the difference between sand and food??? Africans have plenty of sand.

what the difference between a dick and a cannon your dick shots longer

Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

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