A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"
The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."
Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
