👱‍♀️ 👱‍♂️what is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian? A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972 and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack ? not much difference
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics are registered sex offenders
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
My arm has a different texture then the rest of me lol
Whats the diffrence between me and a hairdresser. We both cut too much
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage? A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese? Some smile, others beam
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman? A fetus has more rights.
what the difference between me and you? i leave white stain in your moms bed and you leave white stain in my moms bed!
what's the difference between me and bill Cosby
I haven't been caught.
What's the difference between sex and gender.
you can't have gender with your sister.
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
what is the difference between 911 and clash royal lol
clash royal still has a towor
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone but only one is home.
Your mum is so fat she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones
What is the difference between me and a fire
Its hot
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
school would be a lot different if the quiet kid had a rpg
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
