Difference

Difference Jokes

Rainbow

What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?

One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.

R. Kelly

What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?

R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.

Dad

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?

One has a dad, while the other searches.

Suicide

A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"

The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."

Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.

Whale

What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?

Absolutely nothing.

Job

What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?

One of them is an outside job.

Cow

What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?

You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.

Air

What’s the difference between milk and the air?

At least the air will always be there for me.

Blow job

What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?

If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁

Jean

What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.

None.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?

Egyptians have mummies.

Life

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

Woman

What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?

The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.

Carpet muncher

What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?

If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

Lesbian

What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?

If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

Feminazi

What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?

If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

Catholic

What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?

One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.

Wife

What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?

They both have to stay in the kitchen.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?

The ant knows where home is.

Emo kid

What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?

The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.