Destruction

Destruction Jokes

What do emo s and the twin towers have in common there were 2 but now there are none

I wrote a few jokes:

What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off

yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex I could not think that her mother is so hot

what will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast

Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house

I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow... Nor the house