Destruction

Destruction Jokes

Girlfriend

What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.

Twin

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

Word

What's an old Japanese man's last words?

"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"

Bomb

What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

The bomb.

Girlfriend

One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.

Sticker

I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.

Woman

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

Ocean

Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!

People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...

Airplane

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

Twin Towers

My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.

Tower

When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."

Pig

What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?

They always getting hit.