Destination jokes
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.
A friend asked me, "Where are you going?" I answered, "6 feet underground."
My parents told me I was born on the highway.
Apparently that’s where most accidents happen.
Where do pencils go on holiday? Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
Where did Sally go during the summer? Swimming.
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
Where do sick boats go? The dock!
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!