Pig

Anonymous

When pigs when to the desert they turned into bacon

Friend

Ephraim

Three friends were stuck in the desert they were struggling and trying to find food when. A they found a magical lamp the rubbed it and out came a genie and genie says “each of you friends get to have one wish” so the first friend said I wish to go home same as the second one the third friend said " I’m lonely I wish my friends were with me"

Man

JayLeno

Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same. The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr Independent and isists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair’s getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!

Place

world

What would good be if it was a place?It would be a desert because it had to many droughts!

Life

Anonymous

what do u call a penguin in the desert lost!!! hahhahahaa banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave

Camel

Anonymous

What Do You Call A Three Humped Camel? Pregnant

Suck

Kids

Why did the turkey suck my bacon because it wanted cum in its mouth

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