Once in 4th grade Rn I told a random tree Hey my day is bad rn can we hang later? The tree said: Yeah we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)
A kid went and cot a hair cut, the day after he went to school, and a friend says " I like your cut", and he replies "which one?"
what do you call a failure in another language....... me
What did the depressed kid do in P.E play with the Jump Rope but they used it the wrong way
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It’ll say anti Depressants. ✨
What’s a depressed kids favourite game....hangman.
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
evan
whos the world fastest readers? 9/11 victims.
i didnt mean to call a afghanistan Hotline, i told them i was Depressed then they asked if i know how to drive a truck idk how that has anything to do with it
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
I decided that il end it all but when i drove off i remembered i forgot to do the dishes.
What do christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
whats the difference between an emo kid an a leaf... only the leaf reaches the ground.
Did u know a erasor on a pencil slowly dies of your mistakes and did u know your actually supposed to live for 25 min but every time u breath resets time
I love trash bags cause they remind me of my heart.... black
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks... "Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
Your hairline so far back that five hour energy became five day depression
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed. Me: If your only counting me. 100%
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said go look in a mirror. I said thank you.
