you so fat when someone call u fat u get depressed and cut u a slice of cake
What music do depressed people listen to? "I believe I Can fly"
What's the difference between depression and your ex? Depression fucks you harder
What do you tell someone who has depression Answer: just hang in there
why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs
why did the student at blacktown girls cross the road? to go to heaven HAHAHA
im the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof
i wanna die cos i lost my horse on minecraft
meow meow woof woof thats wgat animals say to me when i die
my joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die
You have five seconds to kill me 1.. 2... 3... 4- thank you i can rest now- WAIT HOW AM I TALKING??????????????????????
I want to die in a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
Ok so not a joke but like- There's. A. Fucking. Noose. In. My. School. Gym.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate...
what is an emos most hated game... hangman
because its rubbing it in there face that they cant hang themselves
Me and Rose Bushes have something in common mangled,can hurt,red, and people only like one part
Butcher knifes are great tools for cutting many things! Fruit, vegetables, my arms
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Dont take drugs kids! Me: my therapist says i need those to live D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escourts to school counselor_
Whats overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind
~On a winter day many play. Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow im colder now~
