Newest Depression Jokes - Page 11

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A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said " I'm a failure at suicide too.".

what does a apple have in common with an emo kid

Answer: They both hang

if you are depressed, eat panera bread it is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.

If you’ve got depression then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both

I ate the emo emo no mi from one piece it gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.

wats a depressed persons favourite game, hangman

My friend was feeling low today so I went up to her and said "You know I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life" I don't think she likes me now

vilonce is never the awnser: it's the solution

ethan fennel

wana hear a joke, ME.

Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside

A father bought his depressed son a new house and then pointing at it he said "hang in there son".

I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.

how many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression

For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.

me: i have depression

someone: u should get out more! go outside

me: *goes to the beach* now its a tropical depression

Me: "WYD"

Her: "Just dealing with a lot, depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough"

Me: "Without me? Lol

I forgot you cant make depression jokes outside of twitter lmao my coworker was like “you ready for this year to be over?” I was like “im ready for this life to be over” he was like bro what