(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
Depression Jokes
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.
Andrew Tate.
Depression sucks, and so do you.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
