just buy emo grass then you will never have to mow your lawn again
why is the world split in half because fat people are weighing the earth dow
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
why did the dick suck my ass, they died
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, The Train.
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.
Andrew tate
Depression sucks, and so do you.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break.
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed , but someone died
I'm 17 right, anyways the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?
hey thats the thing my grandpa has, they say that to treat it i should call him a bitch!
why did the cheetah get sad cause it dindint have any balls to suck
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"