Depression jokes
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.