When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.
I'm in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
My depression is depressed.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.