Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
why cant a orghphen play baseball? Cus he cant get home
that one depressed friend
donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. if im a donut the hole used to be where i put my feeling and happiness. but people snatch it away from me. anyway,can someone put a hole in my physical body too? i kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for ace from one piece
its smell like something die in my room, oh yeah its my dignity,hope, and my feeling. put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears .
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter. .. Wait, actually
my battery lasted longer than your sad depressing life
Your arms are open They stretch towards me Reaching, grabbing, pulling me Surrounding me Drowning me in my helplessness Time standing still, inside here Looking through windows, time passing by Let me go, will ya
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.” – Rodney Dangerfield
yo life got no meaning just like your dad when he left like if its a good one
when your deppresed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
somebody told me to cheer up so....i told him to pass me a rope :)
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you
What do emos like to do when they're sad... They play violin on their wrists
i once called a depressed guy why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone (im not englishs so i could've talked bad)
Depression jokes is like food...not every people get it
