An old professor’s class used, to begin with, a dirty joke. Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began. When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of wh*res in Newfoundland?” With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door. “Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
They say they'll stay but i left firstt
i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
I cry when U leave the room there tears of joy because U have an ugly hairline
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
(on thirteenth birthday) Girl: Ma, why did papa leave? Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
aight imma make like a tree and leaf
*****u have to leave right after u tell this joke****
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."
