Dental jokes
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
She has a right mindset
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.