10+ Best Defense Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Pizza Hut Employee

No one.

Sheet

A collage image showing a box of Reynolds Foil Sheets, a close-up of the word 'FOIL', two F-22 Raptor fighter jets, an American flag, and a soldier with a rifle standing next to the box of foil.

Weapon

💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*

The image shows a painting of the founding fathers signing a document above a US flag, and an assault rifle. Text on the image reads: "2nd Amendment has nothing to do with hunting or home defense. It's about defending our freedom from oppressive government."

Military

The image shows two pictures. The first picture shows a train on a bridge in a mountainous area. There is text below it stating, "Switzerland's military has remained neutral since 1815, but the entire country is rigged to explode. Thousands of demolition points are wired into bridges, highways, and railroads across the nation so that everything can be destroyed if invaders attack". The second picture shows a man holding a belt with a worried expression. The text below the man states, "WHO'S THERE? I HAVE A BELT AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO HANG MYSELF".

Missile

South Korea

The image shows a collection of missiles on display. One missile is black and angled upwards. Another is white with "R.O.K. NAVY" printed on its side. There are two smaller white missiles with "U.S. ARMY" printed on them, and one blue one.

Space Marine

A drawing of a Warhammer 40,000 Space Marine, depicted as an Imperial Fist in yellow power armor, holding a glowing power hammer and raising a clenched fist in a commanding gesture. The overlaid text reads: "Give that man a fortified position!"

Bruh

The image shows two panels. The top panel displays a line graph with the title "Use over time for: bruh" and shows how the usage of the word "bruh" has changed over time from 1800 to 2010, peaking around 1850 and 2010. The bottom panel shows a painting of soldiers from 1847. One soldier on a horse says "Sir they breached our defenses" and another replies "Bruh".

North Korea

A tweet from Donald J. Trump, stating 'Imao I'd like to see North Korea TRY to get through the new U.S.A. Defense system.' The tweet is juxtaposed with an image of several colorful Bionicle figures standing together.

Artificial Intelligence

A social media post showing a hypothetical scenario set in 2031, where a soldier is dying on the streets of Taoyuan, Taiwan, after being hit by PLA shrapnel. An AI named "Ani no Senshi" appears in the soldier's HUD, informing them their death will be "87% more honorable than average." Below this text is an image of an anime girl in military gear with tears in her eyes, seen through a HUD display, with a ruined cityscape in the background. Beneath the image is a screenshot of a tweet from "Disclose.tv" reporting that the "U.S. DoD awards xAI and Grok a $200 million contract to 'modernize' the Defense Department," posted on July 14, 2025.

Protection

no! I will protect jerry!

A small, chubby, light-colored alligator or crocodile figure is sitting up, wearing a gray fedora hat and holding a silver revolver against its chest. The text "pinterest.co.uk" and "@c/good" are visible in the bottom right corner.

Jokes

Suicide

Suicide is just self-defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.

Sofa

How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?

He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!

Military

Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.