Deez jokes

Deez

Do you know what SAWCON is?

SAWCON deez nuts.

Do you like CDs?

There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."

Deez nutz!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dragon.

Dragon deez nuts.

Dragon deez nuts who?

DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!

Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?

Reese's.

Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!

"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂

Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.

Hupun DEEZ NUTS!

I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?

Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!

I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!

Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?

SawCon deez nutz!

Me: Let's go to Randy's.

Friend: There's no Randy's.

Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.

Me: Can I borrow your CD?

Friend: What CD?

Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.

Knock knock.

Me, a person: Who's there?

A: Deez nuts!

"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"

What do you call a man with farts?

DEEZ NUTS!

I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.

Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?

Crewmate: What's Sawcon?

Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!