Deez jokes
Deez nuts!
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
Deez
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
Deez nutz!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!