Deez jokes
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.
BofA deez nuts!
This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
DEEZ NUTS!
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
What should more fun than slapping a baby?
Deez nutz.
Deez nuts!
GOT EEMMMMMMMM!
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.